måndag 31 januari 2011

*dålig humor*

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.He decides to test it at dinner.
DAD: Son, where were u today during school hours?
SON: At school *Robot slaps Son* OK,I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: ToyStory *he slaps son again* OK, it was a day with a pornstar.
DAD: WHAT? When I was ur age I didn't even know what porn was!*he slaps dad*
MOM: HAHA!After all he's ur son *he slaps mom*

My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said:"At the end of this ruler is an idiot!!" I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to.

Don't be a RACIST, be like a PANDA. They're Black, White, and Asian. yet... not mexican.. hmmm be a panda with a TACO!


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